if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Can I color on your dick again?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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