the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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