D3 body, D1 cock
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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