Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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