Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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