Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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