Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he thought i was a dude.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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