I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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