You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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