And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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