As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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