You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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