Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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