dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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