A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
should my penis look like a turkey
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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