At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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