if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It's Friday. Sex?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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