Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This is classic penis vs brain.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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