butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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