What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
MIDGETS
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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