Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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