shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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