yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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