she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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