woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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