Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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