i don't like sucking hair
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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