it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Houston, we have a blender
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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