it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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