That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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