I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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