You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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