sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Randomize
