Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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