Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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