I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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