I cut my penus on the lid.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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