he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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