Why are handjobs necessary in class?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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