the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
