im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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