the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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