I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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