i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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