my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
