Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We need to rekindle our bromance
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
