I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
tell me about the eggs
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