Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You were trust falling into bushes
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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