fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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