I need help removing her.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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